Findings:
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- When did the World get so old?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- She could not live with or without him
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- I hope I get old before I die.
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- When he became an old man
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- I hope I die before I get old
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- You're too young to be so old
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- When I was ten years old
- Two dandy old bleach blondes in a VW Rabbit
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Music was better in the old days
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Ducks are better than rabbits
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- the world will be remade in our image
- if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- It will get better
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- leave it better than you found it
- we found an old letter
- What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Old poems I found on my computer
- Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Stoned music memories
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- old computers have a hunger for flesh
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- She was too beautiful to be human
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- His version was better
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- There was a time when I was a better person
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- old keyboards and broken cell phones
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Old comments found in my epistemology textbook
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- He was found
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