Welcome to Everything's Most Wanted


Howdy stranger! Reckon you have the cojones to take down some of the meanest nodes this side of the Rio Grande? Below is a list of the most dangerously unfilled nodes ever to wander the lawless plains of the nodegel. Track one down, hogtie it, and fill it up with good content, and you might end up earning yourself a shiny silver sheriff's star.

Any user can fill a posted node and claim the posted bounty. If you think you have captured one of these fugitives, contact the requesting sheriff. If they judge your writeup worthy, you will get your reward!

Check back often for new bounties. Happy hunting!

 

 

Requesting SheriffOutlaw NodeDetails of the CrimeGP Reward (if any)
OolongDuodecimalBase 12 pretty much rules the roost, when it comes to numerical bases. Tell me why.100
AudusterLake BaikalThe worlds oldest, deepest, clearest body of fresh water needs noding... 20% of the Earth's surface fresh water can't go un-noded!10
Glowing FishLeo TolstoyWe should have something: I would prefer a writeup that gave his biography and explained the importance of his works, but just about anything would be good.400
The CustodianJohn HughesThe man just passed away and deserves recognition.100
e2renetaJohn LasseterWhen you steal the mantle of most influential animator from Walt Disney, when they buy your company to get you to save their ailing company, when you've got Hiyao Miyazaki's phone number programmed into your cell, I think you deserve a writeup here.30
randombitAntiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act (AEDPA)I'll upvote and ching a solid writeup. I'll even mail you a postcard, if you want.N/A
MorwenThe AvengersWhy in the hell is there no writeup for the TV series? If you do a good job, you get a C! from me, and can request which original series Doctor Who story I write up next. I do not just want to hear about Emma Peel, you must discuss all the main characters who worked with Steed (including boring old Keel). Try this site for starters: http://theavengers.tv/forever/guide.htmN/A
HeitahHow to get YouTube hitsI recently started uploading my news stories to YouTube. Sadly, I'm getting no hits. Google is no help. I need someone to fill this node and tell me how to get at least 1,000 views. I do no want the "put a porn shot in the middle to get good story image" answer. I will ching anyone with a good answer. And upvote as many nodes as you have. My site: http://www.youtube.com/user/heitahN/A
borgoJimmy BuffettSomebody please?N/A
liveforeverPueyrredonesI'll award up to 50 GP, depending on quality -- and a ching if it merits it. 50
Simulacron3Martin BuberTo the moon on a magic carpet, and just maybe back.N/A
BitriotBlockstackers IntergalacticThe company that founded Everything/E2. Fell in the dot-com bust, leaving this community as an imprint. A good writeup will earn a C! and a node audit from me and, considering the subject matter, probably a toehold in E2 lore.N/A
dannyePatti LaBelleAfter all the work that JessicaPierce put into this site, this nodeshell has been sitting there begging to be filled on her homenode for what seems like forever. Do it for her. And I'll ching it. Promise. N/A
Jet-PoopThe Magdalene LaundriesA ching is a stone guarantee for a well-done and complete writeup. Node audits or other rewards can be discussed.N/A
TheDeadGuyMartha VickersActress who played Carmen in The Big Sleep, I need more information. We'll discuss rewards in a coffee shop later on.N/A
WuukieeGilroy Garlic FestivalIt needs a good writeup. I've been meaning to do it myself for years, and have not to this day gotten around to it. Someone do this awesome event justice.150
joerTallulah BankheadTallu was, as they say, "mad, bad, and dangerous to know", but the existing w/u gives us no idea why. She had an interesting history, both because of her family, and as a performer. Make us proud, and not only will you get 300 GP, but a disc containing all her 'The Big Show' broadcasts still existing. Aside from the kitsch value, it's a great listen into the last gasp of big network radio.300
maulerEl GrecoIt's amazing that this famous artist is a nodeshell (we used to have a good writeup, until the author Asamothed). A worthy writeup gets 300 GP!300
avalynChicago White SoxThis team ought to have a better writeup by now. Give it a go!

Reward: A C! for each deserving writeup and a maximum of fifty (50) upvotes of your other stuff. If I've already voted on all of your writeups, I'll give you 200 GP and a special bonus, to be determined based on your level.		200
HeisenbergWriteups relating to ITALO DISCO!I'd be happy to send every noder with a good new w/u about Italo Disco a cool mix cd with my favourite (you guessed it) ITALO DISCO!!N/A
ReiToeiMichael JacksonCould do with a bit of updating. So to speak.

Rewards? Undying love and C!, and if you are really good, a gift from a friendly god.		N/A
HalspalNevil Shute or any of his booksThoughtful and soulful writeups will earn rare signed first edition copies of Halspal's book Humane Society and his infinite favor. See www.nevilshute.org for the starter kit.N/A
kthejokerFamous Georges: George Allen (the Redskins owner), George Brett, and/or Gorgeous George (aka George Wagner)bad writeup - a "John 3:16" sign pointed in your direction
good writeup - a C! from me and possibly a visit from Morgana the Kissing Bandit
amazing writeup - 50 GP and an autographed picture of the San Diego Chicken		50
e2hockeyLos Angeles KingsNot currently a nodeshell, but easily could be.
It's a sort of a threat, you see.

bad writeup - A good ol'-fashioned sweater-over-head gooning
good writeup - weblogged to the e2hockey page
amazing writeup - upvotes & C!s from the user group

(Contact Lord Brawl)		N/A
eh2Stratford FestivalGood writeup - weblogged to the eh2 page
amazing writeup - upvotes & C!s from the user group
jawdroppingly awesome writeup - A Tim Horton's gift certificate

(Contact Lord Brawl)		N/A
wertperchVariousI have an ongoing challenge, filling nodeshells of my creation. Negotiable rewards, not limited to GP rewards and votes to spendN/A

 

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