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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He Was a Crook
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• you know he said
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• every secret thing was made by some one
• That's Just How He Was
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• I married him because he was not mean
• All he left her was alone
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• and now forever frozen in time he
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• More than he was willing to give
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• he was a punk poet himself
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He was found
• He said, Shi said
• "Fill it in", he said.
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• At least he was gentle
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• He Said, She Said
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• He made a way to his anger
• some say he was never here at all
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• making certain he was touching her
• He Was Only Joking
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He said, expecting the answer no
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• He's a good guy friend
• Li He
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• The Man He Killed
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
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• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Even my faults he adores
• He Knows Not Their Names
• he says
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He fled
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• fool every time every day i
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• He's Jack
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• great things he has taught us
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Why won't he call?
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• He never returned
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• Yi he quan
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• he just died
• he'
• hes (user)
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• every noder was once a normal human
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• He
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He Is Born
• He's Gone
• Song of the Sorceress
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• s/he

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