Findings:

• Today I feel a little smaller
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• You always feel it when I go
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• When we were little kids, running
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• why she feels the irrational need to capture little fragments of glass
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Disappoint
• Disappointed by Capitalism
• Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
• The introverted thinker disappoints
• Disappointed Woman Sitting In Bed Stock Photo
• even (user)
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• Even my faults he adores
• Even Day
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Something Even Better
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• you can't break even
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• even atheists pray for some things
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• what is this i don't even
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• even my socks
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• And I don't even know their names
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.

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