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• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Mind without body
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• think for yourself, and be curious
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I should be able to remember your face
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• everything that can be cut without a knife should be cut with a fork
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• University students can be really stupid
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Southern California is a joke, and the joke is "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• eternity would be boring
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• What life after death will really be like
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I never thought it would be like this
• A whimper would be fine
• Just to see what it would be like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• That I Would Be Good
• That would be me
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• They knew what our pain would be.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• You mean the me that you would be
• Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I did not say it would make sense
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The best kind of bartender
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• play dumb
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• it would be hilarious if only
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• That Would Be Enough
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• If you would be so kind
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• If you would be seated
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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