Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Did you really think i would be able to finish this writeup without using that joke?"

• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Mind without body
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I should be able to remember your face
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I did not say it would make sense
• They knew what our pain would be.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• You mean the me that you would be
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• What life after death will really be like
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• That Would Be Enough
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• think for yourself, and be curious
• How to appreciate jazz without really trying
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• eternity would be boring
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I never thought it would be like this
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• A whimper would be fine
• Just to see what it would be like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• That I Would Be Good
• That would be me
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Sexist jokes
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• University students can be really stupid
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• The best kind of bartender
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• play dumb
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• it would be hilarious if only
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you would be seated
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be so kind
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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