Findings:
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- What girls aren't taught
- Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- aren't
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- oh, aren't we tough in the morning
- aren't we posh
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
- You aren't better than human
- Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Nodeshells aren't compelling!
- Blacks Aren't Crazy
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- things aren't as pretty on the inside
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Birds Aren't Real
- assume
- I always assume innocence
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Never assume your system is undefeatable
- assume the position
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- Things you can assume
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- you assume it's possible to own ideas
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- disclaimer
- Disclaimer quotes
- ModernAngel's VBA/DAO Code Disclaimer
- Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- funny disclaimers
- Everything2 medical disclaimer
- standard male disclaimer
- delivery room disclaimer
- Everything Drugs Disclaimer
- Dogma Disclaimer
- South Park Disclaimer
- Disclaimer of Peerage
- Godzilla
- Godzilla 2000
- Brian "Godzilla" Salmi
- Bambi meets Godzilla
- Godzilla Breath
- Godzilla mode
- King Kong vs. Godzilla
- godzilla (user)
- How to care for your Godzilla
- Godzilla's Revenge
- Godzilla vs. Hedorah
- Godzilla #23
- Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla
- Godzilla vs. Cthulhu
- I am Godzilla, you are Japan!
- You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
- Godzilla 2014
- Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
- Shin Godzilla
- Godzilla: King of the Monsters
- Godzilla Raids Again
- Godzilla vs. Kong
- Godzilla Minus One
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