Calling her number and having a male voice answer

Animals that should not have been domesticated	Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite	I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this	Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
I don't want to be here when you don't call.	Where feminism lost me	Stranger Than Fiction	This Sounds Like Goodbye
Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?	New zombies have been animated to replace the old	Surely he would remember this	Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.	Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants	boyfriend	had Orpheus been a gentleman
001-01-0001	What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer	Stop acting like an asshole	If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
I can't spend another autumn without the trees	I may or may not have been naked	How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?	Phone number

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