Findings:
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- You can run, but you can't hide
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- I can't find my feeding tube
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- what can i see without looking?
- Trying to be friends
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- Cake to Enjoy Without Guilt
- Advertising is an Annoying Rich Friend
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- can till can't
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Friend Without Benefits
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- You can, but you may not
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- like you're blind but still can see
- we can give up, but the world never will
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- But can a robot love.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- we can get along even though we disagree
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
- Farmers can grow dates and even bananas
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- I can't live without you
- you can't start a fire without a spark
- Can't we all just be friends?
- you can't break even
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- even though I wanted my friends to know
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- for me to smell a garden without trying
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- we travel so often without even moving
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- You are nothing but the sum of your friends
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- But can you still cry like a child?
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- Your boss can fire you for no reason
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Maryland Chief canned green beans
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- Can we still be friends?
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- but with words we can create anything
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- boss i made a new friend
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Can I eat him, boss?
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