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• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Sandwich birthing machines
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When you're home alone
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Time flies when you're having fun
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When the Pope says shit
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Breaking down ain't hard to do
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• When the walls go down
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• When fog comes down the mountain
• You know you're a geek when...
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're alone
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Swing when you're winning
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Do you remember watching hosewater down a driveway back home?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When Bobby Comes Down
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• When water chokes you
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you're dead, you're dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Never look like you're staring
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You're never around when I need you
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You know you're in the SCA when
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When life gives you shit
• Where I go when I masturbate
• I can do shit with my legs
• Virtual DOS Machine
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Why do I keep turning down sex?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• do not let the sun go down on your anger
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• What do you see when you look up?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Staring down babies
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• I Won't Back Down
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• Piero Manzoni
• When the shit hits the fan
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
• When you cut yourself shaving

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