Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A gentleman knocks off his friend's hat; but he does not annex his friend's hat."

• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• warwalking antennas in his hat juiced and sniffing.
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• So her hat does not blow away
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• He's a good guy friend
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He weaves his words
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Mister Chu does his laundry
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He just left his body
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• He made a way to his anger
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Garfield and Friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• oil-water friend problem
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• For greeting your shiftless friends
• There is no friend anywhere
• I have a friend
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• All women are friends
• famous circle of friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Party Rescue Friend
• Phil Lesh and Friends
• Friends since 6th grade
• Save Water - Shower with a Friend
• Old chestnut: friends
• Friends, Romans, hipsters
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• Friend pheromones
• Farewell to a Friend
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• false friend
• How to find your new best friend
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• Friends of the Earth International
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• friend of Dorothy
• Friends with benefits
• No hair = No friends
• Friends who fuck
• Friends with privileges
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• a friend of a friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Some of my best friends are
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Like A Friend
• gay friends
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I have lots of gay friends
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Answer: friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Friends of Narnia
• A Faraway Friend
• Outrun a speeding train
• Just friends syndrome
• Can we still be friends?
• Wigner's Friend
• My Only Friend
• I found my friend Broken
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Let's just be friends
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• Friend of the Devil
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• gay friend
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• our new friend, the ten-foot pole
• Friended
• My friend's car caught on fire
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Friend division
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• death of a friend
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• invisible friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• the friend zone
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• female friend
• Falling in love with your best friend

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