(thing) by viterbiSearcher Mon Sep 18 2000 at 21:03:36
  1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
  2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
  3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
  4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but can't understand the Washington Post.
  5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time.
  6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
  7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country.
  8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
  9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it.
  10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.


source: news:alt.quotations
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