Findings:
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- A father to his teenage son
- What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
- an Aztec father advises his son
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- My new partner has his first tantrum
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- A father to his children
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- Kissing a man all over his face
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- He flops over and bonks his head
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
- A father's thoughts for his daughter
- Then the father hen will call his chickens home
- The fire of God in his eyes
- A teenage son to his father
- The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- i set fire to his name
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- His Royal Highness
- de Molay recanted his confession
- Line cook: fire and pain at 9.50 an hour
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- "42" is even to any base
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- Pascal on his deathbed
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Do Not Fire From Target Continuum
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- Boiling an egg over an open fire
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- my body has taken over my thinking
- his
- Sometimes the shadows remain even after the storm has cleared.
- Atom and His Package
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- The Eagle and His Captor
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- The Man and His Wife
- The Ass and His Shadow
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Let the earth hear his voice
- To His Coy Mistress
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- Swimming pool injury
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- You, standing
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
- The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Any Mick'll Do
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- What in the world has come over me
- Spinning in his grave
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- too big for his britches
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- The Ass and His Driver
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- His Name Is Alive
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Brazier and His Dog
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- The General in his Labyrinth
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Do you feel safe again? Look over your shoulder.
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- Reality has nothing to do with money
- What To Do In Case of Fire
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Even a pigeon has a pussy
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- Don't run over fire hose
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
- The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- A Boy and His Dog
- His hips know the original dance
- Picked his bones in whispers
- art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
- His girlfriend
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- On His Blindness
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