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• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I was into them after they were hip
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• They asked me to write a letter
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They call me Engineer-khan
• They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
• It was better before they came
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They Flee From Me
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• They Know Me
• She Gave Sweet Love To Me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
• cat haters
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• They Don't Want Me
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They had been expecting me
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• And They Believed Me!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• She said she loved me
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• They want me for a focus group!
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Eye contact at a distance
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• They don't touch me the same way
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• That one makes me scream, she said
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• They inspire me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• They love me in San Francisco
• I know they are watching me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• They said no
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.

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