masturbating bear

A recurring sketch character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Probably the second most popular behind Triumph, the insult comic dog. Appears equipped with a conspicuously large diaper and accompanied by two men with cattle prods. At every opportunity, the bear will cross the threshold into an orgy of masturbatory debauchery with one paw while fending off those dang cattle prods with the other.

Like most of the humour on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and Saturday Night Live, it's just totally off-the-wall. It's also very very funny.

Andy Richter: "For God's sake, let the bear masturbate!!"

-During an episode of Late Night that was shown late due to Wimdledon or some other NBC event (causing, Conan's comment that they could do whatever they want since no-one was watching).