The head coach of the University of Florida Gators football team. Spurrier is known to be an offensive genius, who thinks of plays and draws them on scraps of paper or in his oatmeal. He is also considered to be insufferably arrogant, and his teams are known to run up the score on the opposition. In fact, Jim Rome likens his football tactics to terrorism and refers to him as Muammar Spurrier, after the Libyan dictator, Muammar Qaddafi. (note: there was a SNL skit lampooning the number of ways Qaddafi's name is spelled. Arabic and English don't share an alphabet, so, until some conventions are agreed upon regarding names, expect the proliferation of variant spellings to continue.)