El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer (thing) by everyone

This is the title of the episode of The Simpsons in which Homer unknowingly ingested peppers containing psychedelic drugs at a chili cook-off. Its title roughly translates to "Homer's Mysterious Trip"

Notable Quotes:

Homer lies on a sofa in what appears to be a psychiatrist's office, and talks about his problems. He asks for guidance. The man says calmly, "Well, that really goes beyond my training as a sofa salesman, Mr. Simpson. Now if you don't want to buy the sofa, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." It zooms out and reveals he is in a furnature store.
Homer says, "It's like you're from Venus, and..." Marge interrupts, "and you're from Mars?" Homer says "sure, give me the one with all the monsters..."
While tripping, Homer says, "okay... let me retrace my steps... went to chili cook-off with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, and... ohh..."
"Just give me some inner-peace or I'll mop the floor with you!!"
"Oh... and that talking coyote was really just a talking dog..." the dog then says "Hi Homer! Find your soul mate!". Homer says, "wait a second, dogs can't talk!" The dog barks. Homer says "damn straight!"
Homer picks up the newspaper and shuffles through the sections. He names the sections he dislikes with a sarcastic interest. "Sports"... "The Arts"... "Religion" (this one is pronounced with extra disinterest)... Ah, here we are... "kicking back"... Hey.. who cut out a piece of my newspaper?
Lisa: not me..
Bart: I'm more of a mail tamperer...
Marge (holding scissors): Why, don't look at me... just because I happen to be holding a pair of scissors... scissors which I need to.... fix these drapes!

Next, Homer is talking to Lenny on the phone.
Homer: No, why would I need a ride today? (Marge turns on vacuum cleaner to make sure Homer can't hear) Where? To the Big Annual What? Oh well, if it was big and annual I'm sure I'd have heard about it in the newspaper.
Police Chief Wiggum says "Hell, it's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves..."
Homer burns his tounge on spicey chilly, then runs for water but all he can find is beer. So he goes "beer, beer, yeah!", finding a solution, and shoves it all in his mouth. Marge says "Homer, you promiced you wouldn't drink!". He replies, and you can tell by his voice that his tounge is hurting, "But I need it!"

Kwyjibo	Mojo Jojo	Johnny Cash	Clancy Wiggum
Dr. Nick Riviera	I'm going to have to ask you to leave	The Simpsons	Roger Wilco
White pepper ice cream	scissors	chain mail	Monster
Stan Rogers	Homer Simpson