The Salvador Dali Programmer:
Creates code unlike anything anyone has seen before. No one understands quite what the hell it's supposed to be or do, but it works, and they think it's cool anyway.


The Van Gogh Programmer:
Sacrifices important bodily appendages in the hope that the code will work. It doesn't.


The Anthony Gormley Programmer:
Capable of creating a vast range of code, from thousands of tiny modules through to one large mass. Somehow, you always get the feeling it's watching you.