Anal Cunt is a band with absolutely no musical or ethical redeeming
values. Their song titles, however, make lots of people laugh simply
because of the "Someone wrote a song called WHAT?" value. Yes,
it's offensive. Very much so.
Here's all the discography I could
find (darklyrics.com, amazon.com)--if you find more, /msg me.
Also--as of a
few weeks ago, Anal Cunt is no more. yesno informs me that the band has broken up.
Major Discography
"Morbid Florist" (1993)
- Some Songs
- Song #5
- Chump Change
- Slow Song from Split 7"
- Unbelieveable
- Siege
- Grateful Dead
- I Don't
Wanna Dance
- Even More Songs
- Radio Hit
- Some More
Songs
- Morrissey
- Song #6
- Guy Lombardo
- Untitiled
"Everybody Should Be Killed" (1994)
- Some Songs
- Some More Songs
- Blur Including New H.C. Song
- Even More Songs
- Tim
- Judge
- Spin Cycle
- Song #8
- Pavorotti
- Unbelievable
- Music Sucks
- Newest H.C. Song #1
- Chiffon and Chips
- Guy Smiley
- Seth
- 'Im not allowed to like A.C. any more since they signed to Earache'
- A. EX. A Blur
- G.M.O.T.R.
- I'm Wicked Underground
- Blur Including G
- Shut UP Mike
- Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers
- Radio Hit
- Loser
- When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands. I Think of Nirvana and The Melvins
- EddY Grant
- MTV is My Source For New Music
- Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid
- Having To Make UP Song titles Sucks
- 'Well You Know, Mean Gene...'
- Song *5
- Iron Funeral
- Chapel of Gristle
- Hellbent For Leatherman
- Alcoholic
- Chump Change
- Slow Song From Split
- Les Binks Hairstyle
- Newest H.C. Song #2
- Greatful Dead
- Aging Disgracefully
- Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan
- Surfer
- You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This
- Choke Edge
- Otis Sistrunk
- Russty Knoife
- Fred Bash
- Guess Which 10 Of These Are Actual Song Titles
- Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have The Flu)
- Guy Le Fleur
- Song #3
- Empire Sandwich Shop
- Morrisey
- Selling Out By Having Song titles On his Album
- Grindcore Is Very Terrifying
- Song #6
- Guy Lombardo
"Top 40 Hits" (1995)
- Some Hits
- Some More Hits
- Pepe, The Gay Waiter
- Even More Hits
- M.J.C.
- Flower Shop Guy
- Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
- Lenny's In My Basement
- Stayin Alive (Oi! version)
- Benchpressing Effects On Kevin Sharp's vocals
- Josue
- Delicious Face Style
- #19 To Go
- 'Stealing Seth's Ideas' The New Book By John Chang
- Morbid Dead Guy
- Believe In The King
- Dont Call Japanese Hardcore Japcore
- Shut Up Mike, Pt 2
- Hey, Aren't You Gary Spivey?
- Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock's Toenail Collection
- Foreplay With A Tree Shredder
- 2 Down 5 To Go
- I Liked Earache Better When Dig Answered The Phone
- Brain Dead
- Newest H.C. Song #3
- The Sultry Ways Of Steve Berger
- Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
- Lives Ruined By Music
- Still A Freshman After All These Years
- I'm Still Standing
- Art Fag
- John
- Newest H.C. Song #4
- Song #9 (Instrumental)
- Cleft Plate
- Theme From The A-Team
- Old Lady Across The Hall With No Life
- Shut Up Paul
- Lazy Eye (Once a Hank, always a Hank)
- American Woman
"40 More Reasons To Hate Us" (1996)
- Face It. You're A Metal Band
- Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
- Kill Women
- Steroids Guy
- Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
- I Noticed That You're Gay
- Dead. Gay. And Dropped
- You Look Divorced
- I Hope You Get Deported
- Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
- Trapped
- You're A Fucking Cunt
- Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
- Al Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
- Bill Scott's Dumb
- Harvey Korman Is Gay
- You Fucking Freak
- Theme From Three's Company
- Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
- Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
- I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
- Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey
- Metamorphosis
- I'm Sick Of You
- Howard Wulkan's Bald
- You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy
- Tom Arnold
- I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
- Big Pants. Bigger Loser
- Marc Payson Is A Drunk
- Your Family Is Dumb
- Furnace
- You're Dumb
- Van Full Of Retards
- Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
- Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Dumb
- Dumb. Fat. And Gross
- I'm Not Stubborn
- Mike Mahan's Sty
- 02657
- Gloves Of Metal
- Bonus Track
"I Like It When You Die" (1997) (thanks to yesno)
- Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
- Valujet
- You've Got No Friends
- You Keep A Diary
- You Own A Store
- You Got Date Raped
- Recycling Is Gay
- You're A Cop
- You Can't Shut Up
- You've Got Cancer
- We Just Disagree
- Hungry Hungry Hippos
- You Are An Interior Decorator
- Pottery's Gay
- Rich Goyette Is Gay
- Branscombe Richmond
- You Live In Allston
- You Are A Food Critic
- Just The Two Of Us
- Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
- You're Gay
- You Look Adopted
- Your Cousin Is George Lynch
- You Have Goals
- You Drive An IROC
- You Play On A Softball Team
- Because You're Old
- You Sell Cologne
- Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
- You Live In A Houseboat
- Richard Butler
- 311 Sucks
- Your Kid Is Deformed
- You Are An Orphan
- You're Old (Fuck You)
- You Go To Art School
- You're Best Friend Is You
- You're In A Coma
- Windchimes Are Gay
- No, We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid F@#king Band
- Rene Auberjonois
- The Internet Is Gay
- Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
- Hootie And The Blowfish
- You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
- Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
- Technology's Gay
- Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
- I'm In A.C.
- You (Fill In The Blank)
- Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
- Bonus Track #3
"Picnic Of Love" (1998) (the album that lets you know it's all in
the name of comedy and not hate)
- Picnic Of Love
- I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
- I Wanna Grow Old With You
- Saving Ourselves For Marriage
- Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
- I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
- I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
- I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
- My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
- Waterfall Wishes
- In My Heart There's A Star Named After You
"It Just Get Worse" (1999)
- I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
- Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
- I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
- Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
- I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
- I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
- Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
- I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
- I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
- Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
- You Rollerblading Faggot
- I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
- I Lit Your Baby On Fire
- Body By Auschvitz
- I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
- Sweatshops Are Cool
- Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
- I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
- Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
- I Ate Your Horse
- Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
- You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
- I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
- I Fucked Your Wife
- Into The Oven
- I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
- The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
- I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
- Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
- Dictators Are Cool
- Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
- I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
- Being Ignorant Is Awesome
- You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
- Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
- Tim Is Gay
- B.T./A.C.
- I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
- I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
"Defenders Of The Hate" (2001)
- All Our Fans Are Gay
- Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
- You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
- Hebosaurus
- Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck You Fucking Towelhead
- If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
- Obviously Adopted
- Walker, Texas Corpse
- The Word Homophobic Is Gay
- You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick