Family Video is a very good chain of
video stores here in
Central Illinois and possibly elsewhere, though I don't claim to know where. They have low
prices, friendly
service, a good
atmosphere, and, as the name of the store suggests,
hundreds of porn titles on
open display. Yes, any
softcore porn you like is prominantly
showcased at the top of each and every
shelf and
dias for you and your
family to enjoy. Of course, most of the
hardcore stuff is in its own separate room, which employs a clever
mechanism which flawlessly
baffles young children every time... a
sharp corner.
So come on out to Family Video with your family for some good 'ol fashioned family-style pornography! Yee-haw!