Findings:
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- You know you are addicted to Everything when
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- To Here Knows When
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- You Know What Happens
- What happens when we die?
- I just don't know when to quit.
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- I know more when I'm alone
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- You know you're blacked out when...
- Eye contact at a distance
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I know when the world will end
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- You know you're a geek when...
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- You know you're in the SCA when
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When the water is black you know it's deep
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Sucking at The Sims
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- What happens when a Pope dies
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- This is When it Happens
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- I always assume innocence
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- assume the position
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- Things you can assume
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- you assume it's possible to own ideas
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- Something Happens
- happen
- Shit happens
- This will never happen
- What happens to milk after cheese?
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- What do you want to see happen?
- can't happen
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- What if it never happened?
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- an accident waiting to happen
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Whatever happened to the Burger King?
- What happens if you're too nice?
- Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
- Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
- Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
- What happened to the competition of ideas?
- What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- It Happened One Night
- What happens when you get too lonely
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- What happens if you question your existence?
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- How could this happen?
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- cliches happen
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Accidents Never Happen
- It happened a long time ago
- What happened to us, poisoned by truth
- What happened to claymation?
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- What happens to nice girls?
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- World War II never happened
- It Could Happen to You
- Sometimes it happens
- A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
- Things you told me when we were in love
- How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
- Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
- what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
- A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
- What if nothing happens
- Whatever happened to peace on Earth
- What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
- What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- Good things rarely happen after midnight
- Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
- An accident impatient to happen
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- It happens every day
- Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
- What's The Worst That Could Happen?
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- A Lot Can Happen
- What the hell happened to us?
- What Happens in Vegas
- Stuff Happens
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