Findings:
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- no ideas but in things
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
- At least you've got nuances
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- I hope you're fucking happy
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- You don't know what you've got till it's gone
- The Town Where No One Got Off
- You've got to paddle
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Tanks But No Tanks
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- You've got to take the rough with the smooth
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- you've got your mothers cheekbones and your father's crooked smile
- You've Got Gold (user)
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- A date idea, but not for the first date
- Pretty Butt (user)
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- They are all pretty but fading.
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- The donuts are so pretty
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- No, but I'll have a beer
- You've got mail
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- You've got to promise
- You've got to go to the edge of defeat.
- If you've got it, flaunt it!
- You've got to be kidding me
- No Idea
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- You've Got Stalkers
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Close, but no cigar
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- We had no bait but our tongues
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- There is no god but God
- pretty, but
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- There is no dream but this.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- like you're blind but still can see
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- we lost a million men but we got a million more
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- You've got another think coming
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- You've Got A Friend
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
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