Findings:
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- So, what's the problem with me?
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- So help me God
- feline allergies
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The shape of me and other stuff
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- blame me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- So Sue Me
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Which BSD is right for me?
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- If you're hungry, blame me
- me so cute (user)
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- i require so little to sustain me
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- So, which one of you is the man?
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- A Jared by any other name
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Blame It on Me
- Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
- Don't Blame Me
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- Me So Horny
- Don't stand so close to me
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- don't blame me for your anger
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- so save me (user)
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
- You were always so good to me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- That which does not kill me...
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- list of things
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- So much it scares me
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
- discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Live simply so that others may simply live
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- any
- Press any key to continue
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- any way, shape or form
- Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- In any art, boredom is not a virtue
- Love In Any Language
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Any time! Anywhere!
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- At least things can't get any worse
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Got any ID please?
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Any port in a storm
- Gym equipment
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Any time is Trinidad time
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