Findings:
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
- Where I go when I masturbate
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- You, standing
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- You can never go home again
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- We get too tense when we drive
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Go big or go home
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When I get like this
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Can I masturbate too much?
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- Let go and forget about it
- Can we all just get along?
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- Can We Talk About This?
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- What Do We Do About Moscow?
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- can you cough, speak, or breathe?
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- When can it end?
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels -- bring home for Emma.
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- What loneliness can do to you
- I can do much better than this
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I can do shit with my legs
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- You can never get away from yourself
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- When to talk about religion
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
- What I do not understand about rural resentment
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Dead Can Dance
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
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