Findings:
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I was young Time had no wings
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- When I was Fair and Young
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I once was a clueless young noder
- When I was young
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- When I Was A Baby
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- Stoned music memories
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- When I was five
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I was once young and had a home
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
- There was a time when I was a better person
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- When I Was Cruel
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Back when our blood was still warm
- When touch was simple
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Back when grunge was still cool
- November 4, 1995
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- When she was bad
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When I was ten years old
- man when you are telling me how it was
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- When I Was a Babe
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When I was 9
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- They didn't have the heart
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- when all the white horses have broken free
- When living we have need of Death
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- Words of advice for young noders
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- every noder was once a normal human
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- Apocalypso NOW! SoCal Noder Gathering XP 2002 Professional Edition
- When I was your age
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- There was a young lady of Riga
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- There was a rose that faded young
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I was young and I needed the money
- When I Was a Lad
- When I have female children
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