Findings:
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- When you kill people they die
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- We get too tense when we drive
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- Going by the script when talking to people
- when people become strangers
- This is When it Happens
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- When to wear a corset
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- People don't flail when they die
- Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
- Stoned music memories
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- I'll get there when I get there
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- What happens when you get too lonely
- How to get people to leave you alone
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- Level 2
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When children become people
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- I drool when I wear my teeth
- I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- When I get mad I throw harder
- People Get Ready
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- When I Get Low I Get High
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- What happens when we die?
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- When did the World get so old?
- What happens when a Pope dies
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Where people go when people die
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Her hair, tangled
- worse things have happened to better people
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- When silence between two people is comfortable
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- people who wear camo
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- When I get like this
- Cavaliers
- Cavalier and Young Woman
- Lays of the Scottish Cavaliers
- How to get it
- get
- Get it on
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- I never get mail
- Let's Get Killed
- Jack Gets Up
- get with the program
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- get well card
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Get hit with
- Get hours
- Get it up
- Get off the gun
- Get off the nut
- Get out the crying towel
- Get under the bed
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- The Universe always gets the first move
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