Findings:
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
- After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
- absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
- Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- watch his heart turning into rock
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- An Inquiry into the Human Mind on the Principles of Common Sense
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
- natural crap
- Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
- Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- Horace Walpole Loses His Little Dog
- wander off into otherness
- Snap into a Slim Jim
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- How can people listen to that crap?
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- A little parable about lurkers
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- a mad little song about madness
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Confessions of a Crap Artist
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Craps
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Raise the crap
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- Little Jack Melody and His Young Turks
- whisper into the graveyard
- NiGHTS into Dreams
- Once More Into the Bleach
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
- Did my pussy just run into you?
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- I want to hear about his day in person
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- crap
- crap out
- The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
- Is this poetry or crap?
- The Ministry of Crap Design
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- Mick Foley winning his first WWF Championship
- Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
- fit a poem in your pocket, fit a few words in your mind
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- Into the Woods
- into
- Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
- Assimilate your goldfish into Everything
- My body falling into stars
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- Out of the blue and into the black
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- run into the ground
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Run and turn into butter
- Into Battle with The Art of Noise
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- a little bit about sam
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- A memory about Mia's first week
- first category
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Baby name books are crap
- Meaningful useless crap
- All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
- stock market analysts are full of crap
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
- Crap migrates to my house
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Crap (user)
- Crap Hound
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Crap shooting
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
- What a load of crap
- I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
- Craps No More
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- First Dozen, High
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- My new partner has his first tantrum
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
- Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Out of his fucking mind
- How the King Changed His Mind
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
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