Findings:
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Alanis Morissette
- Alanis Morissette Lyrics Generator
- Trent Reznor in a duet with Alanis Morissette
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
- This is the way we make meaning of the past
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- make it two-ply, or I will gut you
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- make or break
- Our way or the highway
- 50 Ways to Make a Muffin
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
- Excluding a group based on heterosexuality, whether falsely perceived or not, is wrong
- copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- When or Not, Make it Great
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
- A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
- Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Taking your fiance's last name
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- any way, shape or form
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
- are you helping? or are you in the way?
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Make Way for Ducklings
- alanis (user)
- ask
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- Asking for a favor
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- Ask Me Why
- A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- Ask me about Loom
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
- Don't ask don't tell
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- you asked for it
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I will ask them all their dreams
- ask (user)
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- an ache you would ask for
- Somebody once asked me...
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Ask a stupid question
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Don't ask
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- He asked for more flesh
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
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