Findings:

• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• what desire will make foolish people do
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Do you know me?
• These people are still happening to me
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• These papers do not show what I have done
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• all of these people are me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Let me be your fantasy
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I know what it's like to be dead
• It Couldn't Be Done
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• we can't all be rock stars
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Why Can't This Be Love
• marry me and you'll be safe
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• What the American people want politics to be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If your wish be to close me
• Can't we all just be friends?
• we can all just be around other people
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• play dumb
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• OBAFGKM
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• Look siad me Be like me
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• nothing to be done
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep

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