There are two sides in
the Juice Holy War: Those who think
juice should be sweet and those who think it should be
salty, or at the very least tangy. Then there's the
lunatic fringe: Those who feel juice should be not only salty, but spicy hot as well.
Obviously these
wise men and
women have established a headquarters at
Campbell's and are fueling the revolution with this delicious and wholesome tomato beverage. Be forewarned that Spicy V8 is a rare and addictive commodity. Many
grocery stores (puppets of the
sweet-juice mafia) don't carry it and will make all sorts of excuses as to why they never will (ex: "You're the only person who drinks it, and you live
500 miles away.") Don't stand for this persecution at the hands of
disgruntled cashiers and
tube-waisted middle managers. Storm right out of there and go to
Fred Meyer. They usually have it.