Findings:
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Will no one help the widow's son?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- One Man Asked In Anger
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Project B.U.T.T.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- not running from, but going to
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I'm Going Home
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm not racist but...
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- There is no god but God
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
- Being a dickhead
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Tanks But No Tanks
- We're one, but we're not the same
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- no ideas but in things
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- There is no dream but this.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I'm going to be a Dad
- no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Close, but no cigar
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- We had no bait but our tongues
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- Ain't nothing going on but the rent
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
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