Findings:
- A Gender Neutral Tomato Walks Into A Bar
- Where once he walked
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- King George he had a Date
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- So this one-legged man walks into a bar
- he likes to watch you walk
- Lions are cats, he reminded himself
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He Walks
- A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
- left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
- he was a punk poet himself
- It's just the way that he walks
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- a soundtrack when I walk into a room
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
- An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician walked into a bar
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- a baby seal walks into a club...
- he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- HE HIMSELF (user)
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
- Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
- Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
- My real life, burst into the proper colors
- seal clubbing
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- She walked into the room
- I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
- A man walks into a bar...
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- A Girl Walks Into A Bar
- A duck walks into a bar
- he had a dream
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- He had something to say. He said it.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- I had pleasant times as well
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Jobs I've Had
- Neatest trip I've had
- if I had my druthers
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- I had a really good time tonight
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Had Gadya
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Questions I have had today
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- I had cool friends in high school
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
- We had silent conversations
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- The seizure I had last night
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- We have had enough of your beige
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- What the Wizard had to say.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- a leg had bared itself
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
- Had I not seen the Sun
- He'd experienced a horror I had not
- If I Had a Hammer
- Allah Had No Son
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- You Had It Coming
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- I had been hungry all the years
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- We had a record label
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- Best smoke I've ever had
- When I was young Time had no wings
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- The best I never had
- The Fun They Had
- I had a brother, once
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
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