Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "so, more akin to a corrupt businessman with no clue about how government works playing at being American president"

• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• How about NO
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• U.S. Federal Government: Executive Office of the President
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• How To Think About God
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• fog machine
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• how about not (user)
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Playing peek-a-boo with the American public
• Being queer is about being you
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• stop being so English
• How the government fattened America
• How stuff works
• Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• How to cure being ticklish
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• On being American
• I want to learn more about Islam
• no words about nothing at all
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• How to recover a Sun Netra X1 with a Corrupted Disk Label - Bad Magic Number error
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• How the Mind Works
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• How Things Work
• How to stay awake at work
• How to appreciate American Football
• Make no bones about it
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• You, standing
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Don't Worry About the Government
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• American girls are all so easy
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• The American President
• How the American flag got raped
• Statement by the President on American Plane and Crew in China, 4/2/01
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• a worm is a statement that being a worm works
• corrupt government
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• No government can ever give you freedom
• good enough for government work
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• How the FFT works
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• So how did you two meet?
• How The Internet Works
• Salary of the President of the United States
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Close enough for government work
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• So why talk about politics now
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• About Being Different
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• The bored who complain
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I have more stories about trains for you
• How to write about colors?
• Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
• American work ethic
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
• How to burn an American flag
• More American Graffiti
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How to fold and carry an American flag
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• How I feel about exams
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I am so an American
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• Isolating copper from American pennies
• President Kennedy's American University Commencement Address
• How about that local sports team?

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