Findings:
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- he would have cried
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- you would have been
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I would like to have emotions
- he would have laughed
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- What pornos would have us believe
- You stole what they would have given you
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Bernie would have won
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- based on events that may have happened
- That is a thing that might have happened
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- worse things have happened to better people
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I must have three heads
- When I have female children
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- I have lots of gay friends
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Baptist fear of dancing
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Questions I have had today
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Lord, have mercy
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I have no complaint
- I have no hair
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- We're trying to have a baby
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I don't have a television set
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- I have a friend
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- Animals people have sex with
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- I have a dream
- What have you been smoking?
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have seen the elephant
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- I have a tricorn hat
- institutions have lives of their own
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Here We Have Idaho
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Have I Got News for You
- You have far too much time on your hands
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- it's good to have a moose
- Let them have Festivas
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I have this delusion
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sex with a chicken
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- You can't have everything
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Baptist jokes
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Sally guests I have known
- Have a buck
- Why males have nipples
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- How the mighty have fallen
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- you can't have it both ways
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
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