Findings:
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- One should expect as much from a machine
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- One Node to Rule Them All
- a dozen books I should have read you
- Rule One
- no one rules if no one obeys
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Have One On Me
- Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
- One good thing about gangs
- One should not marry such a maiden
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- Fifty one words about love
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- I have one whole anus
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Words that only have one context
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- one drop rule
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
- one kilo rule
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- One billion, five hundred million words about love
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- One point five words about love
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- Pull a fast one
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- the one about the teddy bears
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- I could have been one of a two
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Fast one
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- Things one should do while naked
- Movies that should have been books first
- Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- Great Old Ones
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- consoles should have trackballs
- One Ring
- one armed bandit
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- ones
- one of the lost
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Supposing that I should have the courage
- Dreams die fast and hard in the desert
- Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I should have danced with you
- Front porch, what should have been said
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- One Microsoft Way
- Infinity plus one
- Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
- Advice I have been given about girls
- You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
- have an easy fast
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Things you should know about King James
- The A I shouldn't have gotten
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- sometimes people are hard to read
- Geeks should not fight about their distros
- the dreams that should have died
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
- Obsequious One (user)
- you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- One Crazy Summer
- number one
- Buy one gallon of gas at a time
- square one
- One
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Channel One
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Tie one on
- One Nation
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- One Love
- that one
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- Anonymous One (user)
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
- It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- How fast can blind people read?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- I have a bad feeling about this
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- When to talk about religion
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- I have more stories about trains for you
- Theaters should not have exit signs
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Tools everyone should have
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
If you Log in you could create a "it is absurd to have a hard and fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.