Findings:
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- You can't get there from here
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- What's this? - A dead one of these.
- You Can't Always Get What You Want
- Please please please let me get what I want
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- one-stop shopping
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- No One Gets Left Behind
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- Get one's goat
- Why can't I get over her
- One of These Things First
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- can't get with
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking
- I can't "get interested", dumbass
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
- I can't stop drooling
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
- No one gets out of this life alive
- Life. Get one. (user)
- I always wanted to get married one day
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- Can't get you out of my head
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- I can't get comfortable here
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Please stop annoying me
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- I can't stop torturing myself
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- We Can't Stop
- At least things can't get any worse
- Why can't I stop thinking about you?
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Can't we all just get along?
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- Let's get just one thing straight
- Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Standin' in a pool of cop blood with a shotgun you can't stop
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
- All these things we'll one day swallow whole
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- The one song I can't stand listening to
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Can't Stop The Music
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Can't Hardly Wait
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- Canted
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- You can't eat a flag
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't change
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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