Findings:
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to be a Better Person
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Automobile tire pressure
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- how to be a friend
- How to beat the original Secret of Monkey Island
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- How it's Going to Be
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Be cool in college
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Goops and How to be Them
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- The next life will be better
- The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- how to become a better
- How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
- How to take better photos
- How Not to be Wrong
- How to be a more productive writer
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to be telekinetic
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to be an asshole
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How To Be Good
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be a terrible customer
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- How to be a badass
- What can be better than that?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How Should A Person Be?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to be an improv musician
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- How to make everything2 a better place
- How to become a better anorexic
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be invisible
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- Running toward the edge
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be a backstabber
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- How to be a troll
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I must die or be better
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to be anonymous
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to be a good evil villain
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- It is better to be thought a fool
- How to be a good customer
- How to Be Alone
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- Rebeca Martinez
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- How to be a street musician
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a lardass
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be a geek
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to be a Canadian Male
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- T.M. Scanlon
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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