Findings:
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- That's Just How He Was
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Running a BBS
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- He taught me how to smoke
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He Was a Crook
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- All he left her was alone
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He Was Only Joking
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- How was the Bible canonized?
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How America was mapped
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How was Trump at Munich?
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- More than he was willing to give
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- some say he was never here at all
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- making certain he was touching her
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He was found
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- At least he was gentle
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- How the West Was Won
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How the Earth was destroyed
- man when you are telling me how it was
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- Charles Bridgeman
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- How the West Was Lost
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- I married him because he was not mean
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- glad I caught it
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Glad to be gay
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- i sing of Olaf glad and big
- Glad (user)
- For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- he who (user)
- He
- He said, expecting the answer no
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- hes (user)
- He Is Born
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Song of the Sorceress
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The Man He Killed
- (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
- He's a good guy friend
- He Knows Not Their Names
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Yi he quan
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- he just died
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- He Hudas not pay
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He gave her a daisy
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- he held secret conversations with statues
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- He never looked back
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
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