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• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Hot pursuit
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• You're too young to be so old
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• All will be well again in time
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• all limitations must be overcome
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• There will be time
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• we can all just be around other people
• So you want to be a DJ?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• College football must be preserved
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• OBAFGKM
• far be it from me
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• All units be advised
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Signs must be loud
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• we can't all be rock stars
• So mote it be
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• So you wanna be a hacker
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• we shall all be healed
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• That would be me
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• I'm All You Can Think About
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• What it's like to be in love
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• So you want to be a waitress
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Be gentle with me
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous

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