Findings:
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- There are a million girls like me out there
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Don't Go Out the Door
- He called me Sarah once
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He taught me how to smoke
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- leave it to me to live out a lie
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- he that is not with me is against me
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- he calls me girly (user)
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- she, he, and me
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- kick me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- he calls me monster
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He that is not with me is against me.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He Hate Me
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- The day he gave me a lift
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Jesus He Knows Me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Why won't people kick both parties out?
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- The students who kicked out the consultants
- Kick Out The Jams
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- kick me (user)
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- stir me out of my dream
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- He brings me books like flowers
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Song of the Sorceress
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Why won't he call?
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- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- I like the way he reads poetry
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- More than he was willing to give
- He says she says
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- mad he (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- What He Suffered
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He (user)
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He and she are one
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- Out of harm's way
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He weaves his words
- He called around 5:30
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- HES 5 Game Multi-cart
- HES Single Pirate Cart
- HES 4 Game Multi-cart
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
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