Findings:
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- The day he gave me a lift
- she, he, and me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He Hate Me
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- He that is not with me is against me.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He called me Sarah once
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Listen to me!
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- People listen to me? WTF
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- as if he didn't exist
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He brings me books like flowers
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- he that is not with me is against me
- he calls me girly (user)
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He has redefined me, again and again
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- he calls me monster
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- Jesus He Knows Me
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He taught me how to smoke
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He loves me, he loves me not
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I didn't change anything!
- didn't
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
- I didn't know what to say
- We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Live Era '87-'93
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- The drugs that didn't ease the pain
- The Old Man I didn't see die
- Why didn't you just get a dog?
- And They Didn't Die
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- The language is leaving me
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Why didn't Jesus remind you
- Redundancy in DNA
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- The pictures that I didn't take
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- I didn't want to know that
- Things Didn't go Differently
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- Don't care didn't care
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I didn't smoke THAT much
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- the lady from Iowa didn't either
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
- Didn't it Rain
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- hes (user)
- He's Jack
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He Is Born
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Song of the Sorceress
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He never returned
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- great things he has taught us
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
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