Findings:
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I was a homeless bum
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Books made me a person
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- This node was made for you and me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- The Devil made me do it
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Chicken Cannon
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Come Talk To Me
- video games never made me violent
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- to my lover who is most similar to me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- May those who are born after me
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- My wife made me sexy!
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Before you, there was me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Society made me what I am
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- I still wear the bracelet you made me
- I wish you would talk to me
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Talk to me
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- talk me (user)
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- talk to me not the computer
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- The Internet made me do it
- He brings me books like flowers
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- The stranger who hates me
- I Know Who Killed Me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
- let me talk (user)
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- who did this to me?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- England Made Me
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- Experience has made me bitter
- Strangers talk to me
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- The full moon made me do it
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- 80s music made me gay
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- let me know who you are now.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- man when you are telling me how it was
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- who me (user)
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- My Thermos talks to me
- There was no one waiting for me...
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- I was me before being me was cool.
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Below me
- You're not the boss of me
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- You remind me of the Babe
- Speak To Me
- Mes-
- Not me
- Roll With Me, Henry
- Peel me a grape
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