Findings:

• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• juggler's excuses
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• Jedi excuse
• Ignorance is no excuse
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• bad excuse (user)
• Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• No Excuses
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• excuse moi (user)
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• a good excuse (user)
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• crushed by the absence of you
• In The Absence of Truth
• Startled at your absence
• absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
• On the Absence of Keyboard Continuo in Haydn's Symphonies
• Feeling your absence
• Calling her absence an example of negative space
• Congenital absence of the vagina
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• Present in Absence
• absence makes the cock grow... fonder
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Life in the absence of a writer
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder
• Absence of proof is not proof of absence
• absence epilepsy
• absence seizure
• In the Absence of the Sacred
• Leave of Absence
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part three
• Excuse me
• excuse
• An absence of connection. Peripheral creatures all
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• That the absence of a shoulder
• The presence or absence of stimuli:  part five
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part four
• absence
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
• The presence or absence of stimuli
• The absence of onions
• Seeking the absence of thought
• Thoughts on the absence of trains
• absence (user)
• Approved absence

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