Findings:
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Capitalize, please
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't believe in anything
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- What Everything does better than anything else
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- It don't mean anything moves
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- worse things have happened to better people
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Cats don't have brakes
- You don't have to remember my name
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Stoned music memories
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- you don't have to do this
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- I don't have a television set
- Baptist jokes
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Penis size and impregnation
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- So you don't have to
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- A reason to drink
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- You don't have any real problems
- No, I don't have channel 11
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't have the time
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Say Anything
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I didn't change anything!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- No one says anything important during the day
- Human beings will believe anything
- anything muppet
- I can make a bong out of anything
- pineapple is good on anything
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- It's not supposed to be anything
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
- Be something... be anything other than this
- Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How far are you from anything?
- Anything more than a handful is a waste
- Stoners will smoke anything
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- America's social security is anything but secure
- Forget I said anything
- I will not, for anything, repeat the past
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Turn anything into a sound file
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
- Since when did you respect anything?
- You can survive anything
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- I'll do anything to pass
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
- You people will trash anything.
- Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
- why I think I can't do anything
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- Even better than the real thing
- I look better when I am wet
- Music was better in the old days
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Better luck next time
- better half
- For Better or For Worse
- Nobody Does It Better
- females are better than males
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
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