Findings:
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Some of my best friends are
- Some of my best friends are djs
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Some of my best friends are...
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- Man's best friend? (e2poll)
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- On a former best friend
- kill him dead; don't call me
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- Best friend
- Don't quote me on that
- My best friend is a breakfast table
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Don't leave me alone
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Falling out of love with your best friend
- Man's best friend
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Please Don't Bury Me
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Best Friend (user)
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
- A book has always been my best friend
- Best of Friends
- Don't call me Asian
- Falling in love with your best friend
- Don't Blame Me
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't Pass Me By
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Dont come near me (user)
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- I don't get many things right the first time
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Dating your best friend
- to my best friend
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- How to find your new best friend
- Just don't expect me to understand
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- My best friend, Josh
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Rape committed by women
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- best friends
- Don't tell me everything
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- The best places to get your books
- Don't wait up for me
- They Don't Want Me
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- My best dead friend
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't send me roses
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Dont come near me. (user)
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- Don't tell me about her
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- brandys best friend (user)
- The day my best friend cried
- Best Friends Forever
- My Best Friend's Birthday
- The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- a letter to my best friend
- Being married to your best friend
- Sex with your best friend
- Some of the best Final Fantasies are not called Final Fantasy
- Don't stand so close to me
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- My Best Friend's Sister
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- A Boy's Best Friend
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Why you're my best friend.
- Fingerfucking your best friend
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- customers don't trust me
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- Don't tread on me
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Brainy people make the best friends
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- These are some of the best nights of my life
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Don't let me die nervous
- They don't touch me the same way
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- My gay best friend
- Stoned music memories
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- emotions others don't get to see
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Best friends, for awhile
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
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