Findings:
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- but with words we can create anything
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Can God lie?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- you can't escape from God on a Sunday
- Our God, He Is Alive
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I Want You (She's So Heavy)
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- can till can't
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- God, I can't imagine not looking at that smile
- I thank God for the things that I can't remember
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- So young and already God is fading
- So help me God
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- Please God, make me a stone.
- He speaks so well!
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Thunderwolf Heavy Lift Helicopter
- And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
- The day he gave me a lift
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
- All the burdens so brown and heavy
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- so the hum and silence can co-exist
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- He can
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- He tampered in God's domain
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- How Man creates his Gods
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- we are not gods and we are not stones
- As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- So, he's leaving
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- Yan Can Cook
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- These are your eyes. The stones through which you view the world. Its lens changing as it turns.
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
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