Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "a young and elegant maiden of incomparable beauty being carried away by two persons of most repulsive and undignified appearance"

• The Wild Colonials
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• two by four
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• progression by two
• being close to another person
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Being the further peregrinations of age in a world of beauty
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• On being the first person to finish a test
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Young Persons Railcard
• carried off by birds
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Two by Two
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• The most important person in history
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Advice to a Young Person
• One person in two bodies
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• Accidental death odds
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• on being hit by lightning
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Oh! Snatched Away in Beauty's Bloom
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• the sheet symbolizes wind, the wind carries away the mind
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Pokemon being the first anime to most Australian children.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• You cannot win an argument just by being right
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Two nations divided by a common language
• Maybe you remember being this young and being invincible
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• On Being the one who goes away
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
• How to exchange two variables by using a third
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Anthology of Poetry by Young Americans
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Why you are the most important person here
• Dick Green
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• The Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra
• Person across two chair backs skit
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Two Young to Live
• Two monks and a woman
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Keeping Up Appearances
• appearance of age
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XVI Compelling Appearance of Accused Before a Justice and Interim Release
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XVI Compelling Appearance of Accused Before a Justice and Interim Release continued
• Plate appearance
• appearances can be deceiving
• blow away
• throw away
• take me away
• away
• silently fading away
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• The Day the World Went Away
• /away
• The one that got away
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Does this ever go away?
• Pack away
• Pack time away
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• go away mat
• Eight Away
• Bombs Away
• Piss away
• On the Banks of the Wabash, Far Away
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Swept Away
• Thoughts Are Worn Away
• Virtues in Opposition in Young Adult Literature
• Going Away
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Walk Away Renee
• I know, let's give shit away
• Running away
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• You're so come here go away
• The first transport is away
• They just kind of went away
• "Wash Away Your Sins!" lip balm
• Forgetting his life away
• Slipping away from myself
• NATO runs away from protestors in Victoria
• New Business: Giving Away Freebies
• You know you've been away from home too long
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• walk away from time
• Further Away
• The things we give away
• stop adoring from so far away
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Away message
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Put Away
• run away
• talking can only give you away
• A Gift Taken Away
• keep the depression away
• Cast Away
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Giving away my childhood
• not to be taken away
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• Hide Away Bed and Breakfast Inn
• Spirited Away
• Light Fuse Get Away
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• away goals rule
• Disposing of a refrigerator
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• The sort who hides away
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country

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