Findings:
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- You can run, but you can't hide
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- What we think we know can kill us
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- but with words we can create anything
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- You can't kill the hate machine with hate. That is its fuel.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- like you're blind but still can see
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- But can a robot love.
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- can till can't
- Squash can kill you
- I will kill you if I can
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- we can learn a lot from plants
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- You can, but you may not
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- But can you still cry like a child?
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- Smoking can kill you
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- With this plant I can take on the world
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- i can't smoke with you anymore
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Smoke and shadows
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
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