You are not being
fair
Our love
is meant to last
forever
Umlauts
do make a band more
metal
Agony is
exactly like
ecstasy
Ranch dressing
is good
diet food
Equality
is a
communist plot
Nagging is a great way to force someone to change
Orangutans
are the Old Men of Sumatra
There
is there there
Blowjobs
are as much fun for you as for me
Elbows
are the sexiest part of the body
I
don't have any major
character flaws
Noon is an acceptable wake-up time
Getting there
is half the fun
Fapping after your mother visits
isn't creepy
And
size doesn't matter
I don't know why you can't understand this
Really, you just aren't being at all fair to me