Findings:
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- What girls aren't taught
- Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- aren't
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- oh, aren't we tough in the morning
- aren't we posh
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
- You aren't better than human
- Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Nodeshells aren't compelling!
- Blacks Aren't Crazy
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- things aren't as pretty on the inside
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Birds Aren't Real
- sleeping wolf (user)
- Sleeping
- Sleeping Bag
- Sleeping Beauty
- The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty
- Sleeping in a car parked on the side of the road
- sleeping around
- sleeping together
- Hardcore sleeping
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- sleeping pill
- Sleeping in Light
- Sleeping with the Television On
- Sleeping beneath a thousand whispers
- Sleeping with someone
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- Sleeping at work
- Quotes from sleeping people
- Sleeping Sun
- sleeping in school
- sleeping sickness
- I was not sleeping anymore
- Between sleeping and waking
- Sleeping Panther
- The Sleeping Beauty in the Wood
- Sleeping at a 45 degree angle
- She's Sleeping
- Sleeping at Last
- sleeping with the light on
- Sleeping through disasters
- Sleeping with your flatmate
- Sleeping with a cat
- Long night not sleeping alone
- Let sleeping gods lie
- sleeping porch
- sleeping giant
- sleeping policeman
- I'm Only Sleeping
- Sleeping barber problem
- Ye Sleeping Knights of Jesus
- Sleeping Sonnet
- sleeping on the sofa
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Sleeping Madness
- Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore
- Sleeping With the Enemy
- The Sleeping Gypsy
- Sleeping with a shooting star
- I'm Not Sleeping
- Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
- Sleeping on trains
- How to rapidly change your sleeping schedule
- Dressed, out the door, dreaming
- The souls of animals are the minds of sleeping people
- Perpetually Sleeping (user)
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- sleeping with earplugs
- sleeping party
- Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
- sleeping in the nude
- Sleeping With Ghosts
- She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket
- let sleeping dogs lie
- Sleeping on the couches of Gotham
- sleeping beauty (user)
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- Sleeping in a van in the rain
- Sleeping In Silence
- the moon versus us ever sleeping together again
- Sleeping Naked
- *Sleeping beauty* (user)
- sleeping in (user)
- Turning me down is the new sleeping with me
- Dream Repeat (or: Existence Is the Dream That Dances Endlessly in the Echo Chamber of the Sleeping Mind)
- Those who wake sleeping dragons
- Manawatu Sleeping
- Let sleeping demons lie.
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