Findings:
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He's been places they have not.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- he would have cried
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- some say he was never here at all
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- When he became an old man
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- The elephant that wished he could fly
- he would have laughed
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- He says the most beautiful things
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- That's Just How He Was
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He taught me how to smoke
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Maybe He's A Christian
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Could have beens, should have beens
- s/he
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Ancient Arrowhead
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- I could have been Canadian
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- How long have you been in love with her?
- When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
- he who (user)
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- He's Gone
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Song of the Sorceress
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Animals Are Beautiful People
- he/she
- He said, expecting the answer no
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- He
- He's Jack
- He Is Born
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Li He
- hes (user)
- He never returned
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Could I Have Been?
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- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- It could have been me
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- And All That Could Have Been
- I have a good rapport with animals
- I could have been one of a two
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- When animals taunt
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- In the darkness, where we could barely see
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How could you ever have enough?
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